media (mis)representation

Some of us have been having a discussion about Tarot in print media like news sites and magazines. I've noticed a somewhat disturbing trend these last few years: they seek out instagram influencers and the like who are mainly using the cards as a kind of prop or accessory to brand themselves. And they say things like this:

"Before she starts a reading, she always prepares people by saying she can’t predict the future."

 “People think it’s about predicting the future, but it isn’t. It’s about the present, and it can be very empowering."

“I thought it was all about telling the future and predictions and making money off people’s fears. I went in very sceptical (sic) and thinking I would find it all hooey but instead I came out with a huge amount of respect for tarot readers and tarot as a practice. A good tarot reader doesn’t tell you what’s going to happen, they simply allow you to think your question through in a different way.”

And there's this:

“Tarot is great for anxiety. While you may not be predicting the future, you can slow down and shuffle and look at pretty pictures and say, ‘Oh yeah, I’m overthinking this.’ ”

They aren't even reading the cards, they're using them as a pacifier.

See where one draws a false equivalence between "telling the future and predictions", "hooey", and "making money off peoples' fears"? She then goes on to say that "a GOOD Tarot reader doesn't tell you what's going to happen." It's very clear what she means.

Attempting to destroy business rivals is nothing new in this game. I remember the certification rackets being really bad about that. But what's disturbing about this is that it's is not some fly-by-night blog or website. It's the Guardian, the WaPo, etc. It lends these bimbos a false air of legitimacy. And these publications are purposely not talking to readers like us, or even to established Tarot writers who have managed to make a name for themselves. These articles are simply bully pulpits for wannabe Kardashians.

If you think about it, the Celtic Cross is a longtime popular spread that everybody knows, and it has positions for Before You/near future and the Final Outcome. There are altered versions, but most of those versions have future positions. You can't tell me that these publications can't find anybody who uses the Celtic Cross. Surely they bump into a lot of people like that, but they're not writing about them. They're purposely marginalizing predictive readers like us.

To the little bimbette and her ilk who claim we're "hooey", "making money off peoples' fears" and add that "a GOOD Tarot reader doesn't tell you what's going to happen", I have one thing to say:
Honey, I was reading professionally when you were still hopping back and forth in your daddy's nutsack trying to keep from going in your grandma's mouth. Get bent.

Someone actually did manage to find ONE link with a predictive Tarot reader in it. Of course she's dead last, lumped in with disreputable D-list "celebs" who bill themselves as psychics of various kinds. She claims to access the Akashic records, doesn't seem to have progressed beyond single card draws, and relies heavily on cold reading techniques for the first two predictions. This is the third:

Um, the Magician is about potential. Some things will look promising, just like they did last year and the year before, but COVID isn't going anywhere. You don't even need cards for that. The people who study COVID say we're in it for the long haul. It won't be like this forever, but it's certainly not going away next year: https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2021/10/29/1050465159/covids-endgame-scientists-have-a-clue-about-where-sars-cov-2-is-headed

Someone else managed to find a PDF copy of an old article that featured Rachel Pollack. It was in regards to her book about the Dali Universal Tarot, which dates it to 1985. Thirty-six years ago. And even that was a hatchet job.

I get it. There's a coordinated push to discredit and marginalize us. Some corporate overlords somewhere decided it would be profitable to push the "predictive readers are badwrong" narrative and hype the Gwyneth Paltrow-style flakes, for reasons I am not privy to.

So I am going to explain here what I do, and what I know card reading to be.

A person learns their system. This involves study, practice, and rote memorization (which does not mean using "canned meanings" or discarding instinct and intuition.) Cards mean things and we have to remember those meanings. It's learning a language. It's like remembering that the table is la mesa in spanish.You don't have to remember pages of meanings and combined meanings for every card. Just a core essence of each card that can be unpacked and put into context. And then we have to practice doing that, in addition to making the most of the visual cues and other techniques. It takes some years to gain fluency.

Predictive reading does work if you do it correctly. I can predict a lot more accurately with cards than I can by guessing. I don't call myself psychic. And I don't know what I'm interfacing with (if anything) that makes it work. Maybe it's something in my own bony skull. Maybe it's guides, maybe it's ancestors, maybe it's something else. I honestly have no idea.

People come to us and they have questions. These questions always come down to things like love and money. Nobody asks to be psychoanalyzed, and I don't have the degrees and licensing to do that anyway. I'm a fortuneteller.

Now to address the predatory scam reader trope. People pay traditional readers to read cards, so we read cards. We translate what's on the table. Very simple. We're not lying to people, we're telling them what the cards say. It's beyond our control if they want to believe it or not, act on it or not, or just take it with a big grain of salt and view it as all in good fun. They're adults capable of making their own decisions. We only relay the message.

That's it. It's not difficult to comprehend.

 

Conjure Cards & the courtroom

Today is Friday and we're on day four of the Rittenhouse trial. The above spread is not intended to ask if there would be a guilty verdict - it's a foregone conclusion that there won't be. The judge is biased and the jury probably is, too. There may be a few who comprehend that going out of your way to strut around with an AR at a protest is just looking for an excuse to shoot people, and that he murdered those two men in cold blood in front of multiple witnesses, but this is America. Common sense will be shouted down. And meanwhile Leonard Peltier has been in prison for almost half a century for a crime that the government knows he did not commit.

Rather, I asked if there would be a verdict today at all.

The first card is the Jack of Hearts, the Bass Fish. This card does not carry a reversed meaning. One of the meanings given is "a young person who is selfish and only thinks of themselves." Yeah, that's Rittenhouse.

The next card is the 2 of Spades, the Broken Bottle. It's upright. The instructions say "It identifies disputes between two subjects, or within a particular environment." This is why the jury is taking so long. They're arguing.

The third card is the King of Diamonds, the Bear. It's another one has no reversed meaning. It's normally a good card. But the instructions also say, "...his actions and place will be determined by the company of cards he keeps." He's paired with a card representing Rittenhouse and a strife card, so he's not good. I think he might be the judge. It's also a money card, there's most likely some bribery involved. It's only somewhat likely we will get a verdict today, or very soon (the cards are red - black - red: not a strong yes, more of a "soft" one) but it won't be satisfactory at all. Things are all gummed up.

That's ALL too bad. Every bit of this. I personally think a pair of boobs tattooed on his back would be a great look for ol' Kyle. But I can't say I'm surprised. Look at Zimmerman.

Even the pendulum wouldn't give me a hard 'yes.' It would only swing 'Maybe.' The future is still soft and bendy on this question, apparently. Something else has to happen before things are set in stone.

This is the deck I used. I like it so much, I fangirled all over Goodreads. You can read the review here:

Conjure Cards: Fortune-Telling Card Deck and Guidebook by Jake Richards
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

This is a deck by a reader, for readers. That's all too rare these days, since a lot of non-reader artists see decks simply as a sales venue without having a good grasp of the subject. That's not the case here. Reading-wise, the Conjure Cards rank right up there with Lenormand. It reads clearly, and it reads true.

I was a bit skeptical about authenticity when I first ordered the deck. But after spending not even 24 hours with it, I was convinced this is authentic Appalachian folklore and Jake is the real deal. He just knows too much history and folklore. It's even more impressive because he looks really young. He couldn't have gained this depth of knowledge and understanding from google, he had to have actually grown up with all this. I'm reading his "Backwoods Witchcraft" book, too. The little moth on the cover made me think it would be a good expansion on the deck, and it is. But this deck can be used effectively on its own. You just need the cards and the instructions, nothing more.

The box is a miniature cigar-box style, it's sturdy and it's textured somehow so the cardboard feels like wood. Even the interior has been given a lot of care and attention to detail. Yes, there's a little issue with it not closing all the way. It might loosen up in time, though. In the meantime, I tied a loop of twine around it, loose enough to slip on and off but snug enough that even if the box gets knocked off the table, the cards and LWB won't scatter. I think the twine fits the cabin aesthetic of the deck.

The cardstock is good and sturdy, it's matte, and I can riffle it. The cards are a bit big, a little shorter and broader than a standard RWS Tarot. Fine for smaller spreads, and it shows the details. If I want to do larger spreads, I can just clear the table. But most of the time, all I need is a small spread. A second edition in bridge or poker size would be nice too, but these are perfectly workable.

The images are folk-arty and well executed. They're hand-drawn and painted playing cards with Appalachian dream symbols drawn over them. Everything is there for a reason: for example, the 3 of Hearts looks like a mistake at first since the Hearts were obviously painted over Diamonds. But one of the meanings given is "wrongs will be righted", so the "mistake" is actually a mnemonic!

The LWB is very good. There's a clear explanation of each card. Mr. Richards says they're derived from a playing card method he learned from his mother, matched up with traditional Appalachian dream symbols. Everything dovetails perfectly.

Since these are playing card based, some (not all) of the cards have reversed meanings. I seldom use reversals with other decks since I read by attendance (neighboring cards), but I'd strongly encourage their use with this deck. They can make all the difference between a bump in the road and a warning about something truly dire! It's an important distinction to make.

The King and Queen of Hearts are the male and female significators, but he makes it a point to note that the binary gender approach is not a requirement, and offers an alternative way of choosing significators: basically, using the card you identify with most for yourself, and the one you're most drawn to for your partner. There is none of the homophobia that people associate with rural America in this deck. Nor is there racism. Jake Richards himself is Melungeon, and the cards are a wonderful expression of the blending of Eastern Cherokee, African American and British culture. It's a beautiful perspective.

The last part of the LWB is spreads. They're the classics that people tend to think of as "Lenormand spreads" these days, but are actually the old standard for card reading in general: a Line of 3 that he suggests reading Past-Present-Future, or alternately, using as a yes/no spread. A 3x3 relationship spread where the outer columns are the people and the center column is what's between them. And one he calls "The Bullfrog", which is a 9x4 Grand Tableau that employs a counting method.

This is the best-reading new deck to be published in my lifetime. I don't say that lightly.

Conjure Cards are available here: https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/1578637449/

 

The Rare Triumphs Tarot

 

 

If you've followed me awhile, you know I can't resist an off-the-beaten-path deck, on the condition that it's done well. Yes, decks like the RWS, Thoth, the Tarot Fortune Cards, various TdMs, Original Kipperkarten, and pre-1950 standard Lenormands are standbys that never really leave my reading table, but decks like the Vamp and the wonderful Yellow Submarine Lenormand have also found their way into regular rotation, as has every deck from BabaBarock that I've been able to get my hot little hands on. I do appreciate good art, but I never, ever purchase a deck for art alone. It has to read well and true - if I just want to gaze at great art, I prefer something big enough to hang on the wall, not keep stowed away in mothballs and looked at occasionally, if I even happen to remember it's there. 

And that leads me to Ian Cumpstey's Rare Triumphs Tarot It's a reading deck, and also great art in the style of old TdM woodcuts And yes, it's a pip deck - but for those who haven't learned to read those yet, pips are quite simple, just learn the meanings of the numbers and suits and you've already got the card essences.And once you've boiled a card down to the essence, it can be unpacked to fit literally any context. As Andy Boroveshengra stated many times over, "The Tarot is a deck of playing cards." So playing card instructions will work. Here is a wonderful, comprehensive blog by my old internet friend Kapherus (Joel David) that will most assuredly provide you with everything you need to read pips. https://artofcartomancy.blogspot.com/p/basic-cartomancy-skills.html Additionally, you can pad this out with techniques like color pooling and more, as Andy described in Fortuna's Picturebook. That one seems to be offline now, but I hope it reappears or better yet, is published in book form. For those who are into intuitive reading, there are the works of Enrique Enriquez and Yoav Ben-Dov. For a more psychological take, there's Jodorowsky. And if you can read spanish, you're in luck - you can access the works of Tchalai Unger, who taught Jodorowsky.

With this deck, you aren't locked in. Reading these cards is as simple or as complex as you choose to make it. There is no having to remember Wirth's Hebrew letter correspondences vs. the Golden Dawn's, Hermetic Qabalah vs. Jewish Kabbalah, this or that person's astrological associations, you can use whatever elemental associations make sense to you, and it doesn't matter if you view the Hanged Man as a pittura infamante or a willing, transcendent sacrifice - because there is no Hanged Man. There are Majors, yes - but this deck slices cleanly through the gordian knot. The Majors are from various older decks like the Vieville and the Minchiate, and that's why the deck is titled Rare Triumphs. The images are historic, but without the baggage of the usual Majors that got all the attention. You can see some at the top of this post, as well as a few unnumbered extras. Here are the rest:

As you can see, they're different images but still familiar to those of us who have been knocking around Tarot for awhile. And Ian Cumpstey seems to know his subject inside out, and he's responsive to questions. I messaged him on Etsy asking why he chose to put the spinning woman on the Sun card, when I've only ever seen her on the Moon. Here is his reply, quoted with permission:

"Yes you are right she is on the Moon in Vieville and Brussels/Rouen cards ... but you will find the spinning lady under the Sun on some very old (and newer) Italian cards: hand-painted "Charles VI" /Estensi cards, also Rothschild-Beaux-Arts cards, as well as Bolognese Tarocchini. That's the tradition I've followed (same thing for the astronomer(s) / moon card)."

It looks like I have some research to do! It will be interesting. But for those who don't like looking up various old decks and traditions, it isn't required to use this deck. There is a little sheet enclosed that sums up the essence of these cards succinctly. I won't reproduce the whole thing here, but showing a bit of it should be fine under Fair Use:

Here are some of the Minors, quite lovely with little details that can be used as mnemonic prompts, and playing card corner indices:

Pardon the glare from the flash on the Ace of Hearts. I decided to use this image anyway because you can see the finish on the cards - real, cambric fabric texture such as I haven't seen since childhood days at grandma's house. These are NOT the raised dots that pass for a "linen finish" nowadays!

Here are some more. The familiar Suicide King even has his heart on the floor. The Jack of Spades doesn't have his little dog, but there are dogs to be found elsewhere in the deck and besides, I need to research the decks mentioned by the artist.

 

You can get you own copy here, and there are several other wonderful decks available:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/IanCumpstey?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=941391086

 Additionally, there are images to be seen here, much better than I could manage with my camera phone! https://www.instagram.com/skadipress/

It's one of those rare decks that can be read out of the box, but it can also take you down some rabbit holes of Tarot lore, should you choose to go. Now I'm off to order Ian's Commoners Playing Cards. German suits! Skatkarten! What's not to love?

I'll return at some point with a sample reading. This deck reads beautifully!

We're all adults here.

A scene from "All About Eve" - a witty, highly entertaining movie for an adult audience

About ten years ago, six or less of us were hanging out at Kapherus's old forum talking about Lenormand. It was the only english speaking place to talk about the nuts-and-bolts matter of reading the cards. And that was OK.

Meanwhile, a woman named Melissa was creating a Lenormand and posting the images at AT. They were very lovely images, and she gained a following.

Then she was invited to do a presentation at one of those big Tarot conferences. And from there, everything went full potato.

I don't think Melissa intended this. And I've always liked her, and her deck. It just happened that way. Things went explody. 

From all this, we got a lot of aggravation, bad books, decks, and websites. But we also got a few real gems. Books from Andy Boroveshengra and Rana George. Bjorn Meuris's Volume 2 that deals with the Method of Distance, Caitlin Matthews' book, and a handful of truly wonderful decks as well.

 
After awhile, the dust settled. Things were far from perfect, but people did seem to grasp the facts that Lenormand is not read like modern Tarot, deck imagery is best when it's sparse, and just because you prefer cats to dogs doesn't mean a Cat card functions the same way a Dog card does. Ten years on and AT is no more. It's OK, I like this place better: * link redacted *  (NOTE: As of April 2022, the Tarot, Tea and Me forum is no longer allowing "third party readings." I didn't like the implication that we traditional/cartomantic readers who do these readings are "not ethical." I still don't. After several years, I've started posting there again but I haven't forgotten.) There are, naturally, new Lenormand readers there and they're posting all the "resources" they found. I've been checking them out - aren't we due for another great one? An Andy? A Rana?

It doesn't look like it. As a matter of fact, I noticed a disturbing trend. These "experts" are rank beginners. Often, they're just parroting a dumbed-down version of one of the authors who was out there already - and getting it all wrong. One even TOUTS the fact that she's a beginner ("beginner's mind" - NOT EVERYTHING WORKS LIKE ZEN. Would you go to a surgeon with a "beginner's mind"?) and she uses SOCK PUPPETS in some of her videos. I shit you not:

That's just one person, but there is a strong kiddie vibe to a lot of channels and websites, and a severe lack of quality. And that, friends, is what I find VERY offensive. Are we not grown-ass people?

 
I'm not looking for instruction on Lenormand, but if I wanted to find out how to do something I didn't know well - say, a household repair - I wouldn't expect the related youtube videos to have neon colored toys in them, or talk to me like I had some kind of severe cognitive issue even though THEY'RE the ones who don't know their ass from the proverbial hole in the ground. And the household repair videos never do that. You can fix your faucet, or your laptop, or virtually anything without being talked to like a four year old. Youtube videos on things like this, on sewing, on makeup, and other subjects tend to be useful. You can watch hours of cooking videos with nary a puppet in sight. It's just the card reading videos that are an utter shitshow.

Cartomancy is not for the target audience of Barney or The Banana Splits. It's complex, and you have to study, practice, and think. You're learning a language, with history and culture and tradition. You might even need a book that cites sources. *gasp!*

Just because a person is interested in learning to read cards, and willing to make the leap of faith that it could actually work, does not mean that they are a mark, a sucker, a chump, or some kind of idiot to be taken advantage of. 

I don't know how predictive reading works, and I've been doing it for decades. What we're bumping into is a mystery, and I suspect it's something to do with the nature of time itself. There is science here, we just haven't figured it out yet. And if you assume I'm a halfwit because I believe in something that I've actually seen work again and again, well, I got something for dat ass.

Please, respect your audience. Don't treat them like they're in training pants.

About Me: a (re)introduction

You might be familiar with my old blog of the same title, Fate Keeps On Happening: https://fennario.wordpress.com/ It's a line from the hilarious and wonderful 1925 novel by Anita Loos, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes: The Intimate Diary of a Professional Lady, and I thought it lent itself well to a blog with a lot of posts about fortunetelling, which deals in fate, often concerns itself with issues of money and relationships, and at times can express itself with a wicked sense of humor. And if not, I'm happy to meet you. Since I've mentioned that this is a blog that is (mostly) about reading cards, I think I should tell you a little about myself:

Many years ago, I was often holed up in my bedroom trying to predict the future with Eden Grey's Mastering The Tarot and a University Books Smith-Waite deck with pink ankh backs, and it all just progressed from there. 

My approach to reading isn't the currently fashionable one. I don't subscribe to the "wellness model" and I really don't like to read cards for spiritual and/or psychological insights, I read them to see what will happen, where I left my keys, that kind of thing. I also do this professionally and have done so for a long time. I find that clients are much more concerned with love and money than they are with things like "what does the Universe want me to know right now?"

Since all of this stuff is considered "spiritual" these days, I should probably state my position on that. I don't feel particularly spiritual when I read. My thing isn't IF things exist, it's HOW they exist. Do I believe that consciousness is something bigger and weirder than we can get our minds around? Absolutely. Does concern itself with peoples' attempts at piousness? I doubt it. Just try not to be an a-hole - life is just easier when people do that.

 By the way, if you need a counselor or therapist, find a state certified one and go there. Who am I to assume to practice psychology? I'm a card reader. 

How does it work? I have no clue. It shouldn't, but it does. The usual reply to that question is "synchronicity" (often from people who haven't even read Jung) but nobody really tries to answer that. They just parrot the conventional "wisdom". My best guess is that it's something about the nature of time itself that we don't know yet. We know that time is bendy, maybe even spherical (asking "What was before the beginning of time?" is like asking "What's north of the North Pole?" - thanks, Mr. Hawking) so maybe we can jump ahead on that sphere, just a little? I don't know.

I don't just read Tarot. Far from it. My go-to is Lenormand, and I also read the Grand Jeu Lenormand, as well as Kipperkarten, Sibilla, and some others. I'm kind of nerdy about all of this, and I take a kind of predictive, folkloric approach, tending towards traditional reading rather than the wellness style of recent decades. I fear real card reading is being lost, and I'd like to see it preserved. So yeah. I've probably alienated some folks already. And that's OK. Stick around if you're still interested.

The decks in this post are the Tarot Fortune Cards above, available here: https://www.tarotcollectibles.com/store/p148/Thomson-Leng-Tarot.html

The Black Power Tarot, available here: https://www.hellomerch.com/collections/king-khan/products/black-power-tarot

and the 1903 Geuens-Willaert Lenormand, available at http://gameofhopelenormand.bigcartel.com/